We're sorry you're here. You've managed to fall behind on payments. Again.
As a last resort, we're offering you a few options to get back on track:
Pay $50 per minute of our therapist's time to discuss your financial struggles.
Spin the wheel to see if you'll be charged 5%, 10%, or 20% interest on your late payments.
Join our 12-step program for individuals with crippling debt and a penchant for poor financial planning.
We're watching you.